Look at this smug twat....Just take a minute to really absorb his wet, dripping charm and posh British cheekiness....
What a scamp.
And then use your forehead to nut him one for being such a twat.
But where is he now, eh? Hasn't been in a film for ages. Even Richard Curtis has had enough of him!
(Though Curtis couldn't write a decent rom-com to save his life)
Its his voice that really gets to me. That stuttery gibberish he spouts while casually flicking at his matted hair.
Most actors have a whole range of voices to portray different characters, as, as we all know, every person is different. Trying to convey a different story, and putting across different life experiences. But not Huge Grant (I call him Huge, I'm sure it would piss him off). He only has the one floppy voice to portray his various characters.
This is because he only really plays one character. 'Lovable Rogue'.
Take ANY film his has EVER been in, and he will be playing a 'lovable rogue'.
This means that if you have seen one film that Huge Grant has been in, you will have seen them all. As well as all the characters he can play.
So why do the girls love him? Well, its because he is always in poncey girly films and period dramas (don't get me started on period dramas).
He would be lost in an action film. Just as lost as he would be in a comedy.
Anyway, I don't think the girls do like him anymore.
All drippy Grant can do is make an old ladies knickers similar.
What a twat!
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