(4) I hate.....people who pronounce it 'Come in'

Take a look at this picture:

See it?

Good.

That's half the battle right there.

Now this product is a spice that can be found in many a kitchen cupboard. I personally love it in curries. If the recipe tells you to put some in it, I generally double it.

Nom nom nom.

OK, here's the next bit.

See the label. This tells you what it is.

Genius, I know!

It reads 'Ground Cumin'.

Say it with me:

'Cumin'

Now, if when you said this word you pronounced it 'cue-min' then you are all my friends and are able to read well and speak proper English.

You, my friend, are proof that the education system in Great Britain works.

I love you like my girlfriend, and would make love to you similarly. Unless you happen to be her, in which case I would make love you like no other.

Think I got out of that one....

But, if when you said the word you pronounced it ' come -in', you are a total and utter numpty. A berk of the highest nature. Who the hell taught you to speak?

Say the letters! Its C, U, M, I, N.

U sounds like the word 'you'.

As seen in the phrase 'You idiot, its pronounced 'Cue-min'.

I shun you like I would a Nazi.